Whilst the society owns multiple locations around the world, our main headquarters are based at a blueberry farm (in the honor of the text that brought our founder of the ennui society way of life to prominence) in Boring, Oregon, USA.
When you arrive at the proprety, please keep in mind that you will be required to behave in agreement with our code of conduct, which is as follows:
- Before you enter the grounds, you will have to sign both a liability waiver and a non-disclosure agreement. This is standard operating procedure, and there is absolutley nothing suspicious about it.
- Mr. Pennyfathing is shy, small, round and he might be not able to come and greet you in person.
- The gounds are rather large, and it might take a couple of minutes for personel to arrive to the entrance after ou utilize our gargoyle shaped knocking apparatus.
- There is nothing peculiar about the founder being terrified of being stepped on.
- For your own safety, please keep to the market roads on the proprety - especially near the full moon. The blueberries can get moody.
- Matthew Pennyfarthing, no matter the appearances to the contrary, is in fact, having a normal one.
Please enjoy your time at our headquarters.
SE Telford Rd